You Lost Or Somethin'??

Don't Be Scared, and don't cry.

Let us take that burden. It's not your fault. No, really, listen to me. It's not your fault. We have a 24 hour hotline to deal with things just like this. Okay, its not really a hotline, its really just some encouraging words to keep trying, but hotline sounds so much cooler.

The tough guy error

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